Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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