Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Randomize
