He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
the day after is always just damage control
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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