Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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