Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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