S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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