the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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