Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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