Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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