he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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