if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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