Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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