508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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