just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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