We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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