doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
