Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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