Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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