There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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