He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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