no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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