ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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