i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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