the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
be right there i have to get my cape
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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