I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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