I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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