Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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