Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Buhtt sex?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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