white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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