dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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