I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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