Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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