Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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