Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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