Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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