I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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