idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She bit a glass in half.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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