your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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