Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
tell me about the eggs
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