Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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