I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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