I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hippo gnu deer
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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