Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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