Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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