google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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