On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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