is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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