I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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