What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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