I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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